Universal Truth - Part One

I got this e-mail today with these 'universal truths' in them. I had to share because I think they are hilarious....

• I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

• Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

• The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
  

• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

• I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.