These are either really funny - or I need to leave the office for the day. I can't decide...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
4. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
5. When you go in to Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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